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| | *By R.U. Kidding-Me, Ph.D., Th.D, DDS, CNE, EIEIO* |
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| | $Id: s5demo.txt,v 1.101 2006/04/07 00:46:27 tundra Exp $ |
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| | $Id: s5demo.txt,v 1.102 2006/04/07 19:08:37 tundra Exp $ |
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| | Presentation Overview |
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| | --------------------- |
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| | .. contents:: |
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| | *This slide was generated with just one verb.* |
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| | Meeting Mechanics |
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| | ----------------- |
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| | :width: 200 |
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| | :align: center |
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| | :alt: Dancing Penguin Image Missing! (Where Did He Go?) |
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| | *This slide illustrates Bulleted Lists and integrates an external graphic file.* |
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| | Possible Responses |
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| | - As you hear us present today, you will have one of three responses: |
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| | - "Oh, I/we already know that." |
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| | - "Hmm, that's new to me - good point." |
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| | - "Dude, that is *Sooooooo* wrong!" |
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| | Each of these are important ways that you will validate and/or act upon |
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| | - Each of these are important ways that you will validate and/or act upon |
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| | our findings. |
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| | Assumptions |
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| | *This slide illustrates Sub-Bulleting.* |
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| | Constraints |
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| | ----------- |
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| | - A lot of baseline data such as machine inventories, levels of |
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| | utilization, application response time, and arrival rate profiles |
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| | was either missing, incomplete, or inconsistent across systems. |
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| | 1. RandomCo has no idea where its data center is located. |
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| | - Some data (such as pricing) was completely unavailable to us. |
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| | 2. RandomCo doesn't know how many servers are in the data center. |
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| | - We've thus built the models using estimates for certain critical |
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| | datapoints. |
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| | 3. RandomCo uses trained squirrels on a treadmill for UPS. |
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| | - RandomCo can update these models at will to make use of |
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| | "real" data and thereby get better model output. |
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| | 4. We've thus built the models using estimates for certain critical |
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| | datapoints. |
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| | 5. RandomCo can update these models at will to make use of "real" data |
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| | and thereby get better model output. |
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| | *This slide illustrates Enumerated Lists and Incremental Display.* |
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| | How We Worked |
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| | Our process called for research in certain key areas: |
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| | **where** |
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| | Are the squirrels located? |
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| | **how** |
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| | Are the squirrels fed? |
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| | **who** |
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| | Pays for the squirrels? |
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| | **when** |
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| | Will the Anti-Cruelty Society find out? |
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| | *This slide illustrates Definition Lists.* |
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| | Key Findings |
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| | ------------ |
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| | - RandomCo is in big trouble |
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| | - The squirrels in the data center are very tired |
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| | - Sell the stock short |
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| | - Go to a place without an extradition treaty with the US |
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| | - Ed Murphy is a fabulous dancer |
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| | *This slide illustrates Inline Graphics.* |
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| | An In Closing ... |
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| | ----------------- |
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| | If I ever enter politics, I will have lots of use |
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| | for meaningless content. |
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| | *This slide illustrates Restructured Text "Admonitions".* |
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tundra
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on 7 Apr 2006